Everyone knows Chelsea Handler isn't funny. Except for maybe that mexi-midget that she totes around in her purse. And by purse I mean vagina. And by vagina I mean cunt. I'm just really confused at how the fuck she still has a show on the E Network. All she does for the entire length of the show is poorly read poorly written jokes off a teleprompter that I can only assume is made of wood. The material that passes through her over glossed cock sucker can only have been written by a group of special ed sixth graders. I don't have time right now to write about everything that she sucks at but I will in the future.
